straight people are terrifying they can go as far as to give the girl skeleton a pair of bone titties to indicate its a straight relationship
there’s this car where i’m from, known pretty well by people as “the duck car” and i finally saw it and it beats every celebrity sighting
oh i think i will animals
a bubble freezing at -10º F degrees
a bubble freezing at negative ten degrees Fahrenheit degrees
if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head
THE GUY BEING A SPIDER IN THE BACK THOUGH
This is at least the third time I’ve reblogged this and I’m not sorry
when someone has a problem with my taste in music
why does dennys have a tumblr
why do you
have you ever seen a chicken strip
There are two kinds of people in this world.
cashier: that’ll be $4.20
I relate to this so strongly I got a little teary-eyed.
if a bitch u hate on the seat, just push her off with this handy dandy bitch movin’ seat